- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
- have a vagina
This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.
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Love these clothes!
Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.And the horror when you realize you will start on your trip
*chugs a gallon of water*
CAN WE HAVE THIS AU INSTEAD OF THE SECOND HALF OF BOOK 7
BECAUSE I MEAN
Ginny Weasley is a “person of interest in Salazar Opera House arson and bombing.” HOLY SHIT CAN I READ THAT
DRACO ACTUALLY REALISING SHIT AND HELPING THE GOLDEN TRIO, AND ALL THESE KIDS THAT HE USED TO BULLY. AT FIRST FEEDING THEM INFORMATION, THEN EVENTUALLY BEING FOUND OUT AND FORCED TO DEFECT. MAYBE BECAUSE HE FREED A BUNCH OF INNOCENTS WHO’D BEEN TAKEN PRISONER FOR BEING MUGGLE-BORN, AND SOME PURE-BLOODS WHO’D BEEN HELPING THEM.
YES. SOMEONE PLEASE. WRITE THIS.
I WILL KNIT/CROCHET YOU SOMETHING OF YOUR CHOICE (besides socks. I have so far been unable to learn how) Scarf? leg warmers? arm warmers? hat(beanie)? maybe mittens? If you want something specific, a pattern, measurements, and colour choice would be all I need. Also, if your allergic to wool or anything of the sort.
Whooooops my hand slipped:
HANDSLIP OF GOOD
HANDSLIP OF GOOD
I’M SO GLAD YOU CAN’T SEE MY FACE RN
I still want these framed!!
whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids
this is my fave
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
My brother went from:
"Periods can’t be that bad. It can’t be as bad as a kick on the balls."
"Oh, shit, you’re on your period? Let me get you your pillow, a book. Here, i bought you some soup and do you want me to bring you a tea?"
Education, my dears, education.
They don’t have a uterus but if you teach them how shitty a period is, they’ll understand.
These are the texts I sent my mom when period cramps woke me up.